Not Much Of A Plan

​You can tell by many businesses' social media that their online marketing mainly involves desperately waiting for the next holiday so they can post a photo of their themed office decorations. "We're lucky Pam brought in that stuffed animal so we had something to post on Groundhog Day. I think what she had was actually a gopher and I still don't know why it was wearing an evening gown, but dammit it got three likes."